Maniac Moss, was discovered on the doorstep to the shop in a basket with a note which read:

"To whom it may concern, I didn't have the heart to take him out back and shoot him, maybe you will have better luck! Sicerely, The boy's Momma"

We thought he was kind of cute for a short bus kid and made the mistake of feeding the little feller and he's been coming back ever since. Turns out, he doesn't drool that much any more and not having the heart to "Take him out back..." we keep him around to clean up our shit, answer the phones and attempt to keep our busy scheduals organized.

Although he's cute in an "Oh, My God, It's Hideous!" sort of way, keep your distance...he bites!!!